(Source: boocaroline)

"…They have a ball machine on their tennis court that is extraordinarily loud."

(Source: fallen-embers)

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ja-ll:

this is great

(Source: dysnomiia, via witty-mermaid)

kobetyrant:

GOODBYE

(via ruinedchildhood)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile, via laughed)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come

(Source: mostamaziing, via officialwhitegirls)

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

(via witty-mermaid)

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

(via witty-mermaid)

huffpostcomedy:

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy

(Source: sandandglass)

(Source: cocaineteas, via ruinedchildhood)

latenightseth:

When we heard Seth and Stefon were expecting a little Meyers, we HAD to make them this…

latenightseth:

When we heard Seth and Stefon were expecting a little Meyers, we HAD to make them this…

(via sethmeyers)

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